16 Bares

to the tune of the theme song
from Cheers “Making your way in the world today, . . ., where everyone knows your name.”

Drinking lemonade heavily today
Takes everything you've got
But if you were to consider it bare
Would kill like heck a lot
Only guys fellowship Sunday
Girls are sure we're in God's way
Eight playing halo today
Halo champion on her way
Kill or be killed and then spawn new life
The dead reappearing with ev'ry new life
Time not to focus again on new life
Considering wife's existence in life
Please dear God do not hand me a knife
Cause no one there knows His name

God's mass man made production has placed
Temptation all 'round us
The trick is to get as much as you can
Repent at the end can save us
But God's personally chilling your joy
And can't give it away if you will not employ
A little faith to witness in places you don't know
That you've never been
Cause nobody knows His name

Drinking lemonade in the yard can be nice
But barely the garden of God
To know your joy you might consider
If she strips, no one there, bare at all?
Because she to complete did send us on our way
Consider her not, makes morons ask “You gay?”
And stroll with her naked you know God will know
You're back from where you had to go
And nobody cares if there's no way in hell
You could've said His name