05 Ain't Gettin' Out

to the tune of HALLABALOO CANECK CANECK – Texas A&M University

Oh my God, we ain't gettin' out

Oh my God, we ain't gettin' out

Good luck to all you novice dum morons

We ain't gettin' out until you all give up

'Cuz you're blowin' stuff into the wind

And if not, you're blowin' all the mulch up

You might consider that to go home today

It would be good to finish in the light

'Cuz we could put on all of our safety glasses

But we're not equipped with any miner's lights

Still crew leader's eyes are firmly fixed on you

He'll see you screw up in your sleep

Hey wake up !

So find sense in what you're doing this moment

Or you're purposeless,

really lost,

drop dead now or you're gonna' get hurt !

Oh dear crew leader,

May I use the washroom'

Oh is there none here

I guess I must take the truck

Would anyone like

A cool refreshing drink

As I tend to my business

I know that you'll be thirsting

Working while I'm sitting there

On my porcelain throne

I would stay if I could

Please don't be angry

One day you too must take a big honking crap

Please remember to give

Is better than to take

And in taking

We all know that we'll receive