Jokes

What do John the Baptist, Winnie the Pooh and Smokey the Bear have in common?

And the answer is

...... drum roll please......

The answer is : They all have the same middle name.

heh heh heh

ROFL ....

well maybe it isn’t that funny....

but I think it is funny.

Ok. If you didn’t like that

then try this.....

Do you know why the turtle crossed the road?

Give up?

Ok.... here is the Answer:

Because he wanted to get to the Shell station.

Har de har har

Ok.

One more and then we will cease and desist for awhile:

Did you hear about the Verrrrrry Wealthy King who got into financial trouble? It was so bad that he decided to pawn a very valuable family heirloom, the Famous STAR DIAMOND. It was even larger and more expensive than the well known HOPE DIAMOND.

So, he took his STAR DIAMOND to the pawnshop, carefully removed it from the secure case and unwrapped it.

Upon looking at the diamond, the Pawn Broker said “Well, I can give you $600,000 for it.”

The King was aghast and said,

“Oh, no, that is not enough. It is worth many times more than that. And, besides that, don’t you know WHO I am ?”

To which the pawn broker replied,

“When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are.”

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