One Crazy Day

It was a usual Monday. Until, someone put a fake spider in the teacher’s desk, on top of the folders. “Good morning, class!” The teacher said to the students who were trying hard not to laugh. Then the teacher sat down and said, ”First, we will work on some spelling.” She reached for the folder that had a list of spelling words. And then she saw the spider. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” The teacher yelled. The class laughed so hard that they all got an hour of detention. But then during detention, they put the spider on the principal’s desk.

The principal walked back and forth across the room. "Now listen: You are in here because you need to stop goofing around! I hope you learn your lesson." Then he sat down and reached for some papers. He knew that the kids were in detention, but he did not know why, and he thought the spider was real. “AHHHHHHHHHHH!” he cried. “You are in detention for one more hour!” The principal said, but nobody was there. The room was empty. The kids had escaped! Police were driving by and saw the kids running out of school. The police arrested the kids. After 4 minutes had passed, the kids put the fake spider in the police car so that when the police saw it they would jump and the kids could take the keys so that they could escape! AHHHHHHH yelled the policeman! When the policeman jumped, the keys fell out of his pocket, and the kids grabbed it. But then the FBI caught them. And the children explained that they had been arrested for putting fake spiders on desks, and the FBI said you get detention, not arrested, so he let the kids to detention and put the police in jail. But they still had 1 more fake spider left.

The principal was watching them very closely this time when they were in detention. So they got caught. But while he was lecturing them, one kid snuck behind him and dropped the spider down his shirt.

He felt it, so he asked the kids what was there and he was jumping because the kids said, “Ahhhhhhhhh! A “ then they whispered “fake” and then they yelled “Spider!” The principal was jumping even more! The principal got SO ANGRY!!!!! He started yelling, but then the teacher (it was a different teacher) came back and heard the principal yelling, so she fired the principal and took the kids outside for some fresh air, and one of the kids took the fake spider with him. But then the kid started yelling, because spiders were crawling all over him. AHHHHHHHH he yelled. The police, teachers, principal, and the FBI all laughed. They had put a fake spider on the kid Everyone laughed.

The End