MY CYBER STUFF

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For a person, notably an old fart, I.T. can be a daunting journey into the internet cyber esters. However, looking at the FORUMS discussing problems with software issues I know that I am not alone. This attempt at setting up a personal web site is a welcome challenge to my head space.

And so this page I will make reference to current and previous en-devours providing Web Site addresses.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

My YouTube site has been in operation for approx. 8 years, and somewhere I have stated that the site has had in excess of 460,000 views, what's more I gained a modest sum of money, you should try it. Further reference is on "MY YouTube channel" page.

https://johnfarls.blogspot.com.au

Been doing this for awhile too, not with much apparent interest from the cyber people, SHONET happens, (you see you 'gotta change the 'one' to a "I' then say it again).

https://www/facebook.com/johnfarlsbrunz

Everybody in the world must have a FACEBOOK page. I'm no exception, although I started just with family and S.E.S. FRIENDS, there are over 90 people on the list.

https://get.google.com/albumarchive/100637935523233403092?source=pwa

Here you will find a humongous series of album(s). I had forgotton that I had uploaded so many photos. Well GOOGLE has collected them all and put them on this site, this site will keep you interested for a while.

This is just a little of my cyber activity, and just like all you good folk, I have cursed, cajoled, pleaded and verbally belted my computer(s). I have had 'crashes', forgot to save, could not find the "any key" key, got pissed and pissed off.

I have formatted, subjugated, over estimated, abandoned, berated, apologized, downsized so many hard drives my heads spins. And then there is the eMails and rude and bothersome comments, so I wrote a poem.

BLOODY EMAILS.

Don't 'ya just love 'em, give me a break. If your like me you will get upwards of 8/12 eMails daily, and it's all my fault really.

Like, have a look at my cyber activity, your got Twitter, Blogger, Facebook, Power Company, Telstra, me mates from Google, then you have Linkedin, me mates, (that's OK), me Bank, heaps of crappy offers, and it's come about from stuff I have stuck on the internet, sucked in 'Bro.

Has anybody wrote a real letter lately?

Useless, hopeless, sometimes baseless my site is hit by crappy text.

Rubbish bin, delete button, save, no way, get a life. But I wait, I hopes LOTTO will be the next.

Electronic web mail super hyper cyber crappy paper, your method is so really pushy.

We wish and hope to get a letter, I do, well forgive me folks ‘cos I’m half Bushy.

Liked your blog, ‘wanna’ enter a contest, wanna’ earn a million, did you like mine too.

Couldn’t give a rat’s arse, a bunion, six warts and a (crock of spew).

Where ya been, what’s ya seen you person out there in the esters.

Do you think you hit web people with limited intellect, bugger off, we are the bushies so buddy do not testus. (thats bad).

There was a tome, when your home, was your families’ personal address.

Interfaces, many places, unknown faces, of all races has this one stuffed the test.

I’ll beat this “mail”, I’ll have a read, and maybe give some serious thought.

After all I have the power, it’s my pen, I’ll tell you when through the soft ware I have bought.

But if I was you, and I’ll give you clue, never open attachments.

Cos’ it’s fatal blokes to make those strokes, you will never beat the harassments

So for all of us but wait awhile, and have a smile, let little fingers initiate all the rest.

AND THEN I WILL DELETE FOREVER, YOU BLOKE, you bastard, YOU BLOODY CYBER PEST.