These are the laws of potatoism.
You should treat others without violence, unless needed, as in self-defense. (then you can ignore this law.)
You should honor your original religion more than Potatoism, if applicable(it's not as important as your religion.)
You must eat potatoes as often as possible. Eat the skin when available and is clean. It is very nutritious.
If you touch or eat a moldy, rotten, expired, or poisonous potato, you are ritually unclean. Do not eat the unclean potato, and to rid of the uncleanness, simply wash your hands with soap. Hand sanitizer will not do, because hand sanitizer keeps the corpses of the unclean stuff on you, instead of making it going down the drain.
If applicable, buy a totem of Tinytater, the potato king.
You will honor the Potato Master(me). Or not. I don't really care.
You MUST honor Tinytater. As in you ABSOLUTELY, under ALL circumstances, MUST.
Tinytater should either be referred to as a he, a him, a they or a them.
Treat others well.
Figure out the powers of 2 all the way to 2^16.
DM me at eclipse1408 or email me at project.glitchium@gmail.com to join the ideology.