West Florida Royal Rangers

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Welcome to the West Florida Royal Ranger website...
But first a joke: 
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock? A: It went back four seconds. 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/cleanjokes.html

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West Florida News

  • RKFD at Powwow 2014 Ranger Kids Field DaySaturday, November 8, 2014“For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a Spirit of power.” 2 Timothy 1:7.Are you Ready ...
    Posted Oct 21, 2014, 12:05 PM by Walton Broadcasting
  • 2014 Powwow Links to Forms POW-WOW Staff Dillard Ard - Powwow Chair dillard.ardiii@gmail.com Ken Pfister - Training Division kjpfister@yahoo.com Jay Grace - Powwow Registrationamazing57@comcast.net or hikingboots57@gmail.com (850 ...
    Posted Oct 21, 2014, 11:48 AM by Webmaster West Florida Royal Rangers
  • Powwow 2014 Greetings West Florida Royal RangersPowwow 2014West Florida RangersNovember 7-9, 2014Marianna CampgroundsGreetings Everyone,We are just a few weeks away from POW WOW and want to ...
    Posted Oct 21, 2014, 10:57 AM by Webmaster West Florida Royal Rangers
  • 2014 Training Camps - Labor Day Weekend The 2014 Training Camps will be over the Labor Day weekend. They will start Friday. August 29 and should be done by Sunday afternoon.Training Camps will take place at ...
    Posted May 28, 2014, 12:22 PM by Webmaster West Florida Royal Rangers
  • FCF'rs Get ready for National Rendezvous! The date for 2014 National FCF Rendezvous is rapidly approaching and all the signs say this will be the most exciting and colorful FCF event ever! The theme for Rendezvous ...
    Posted May 13, 2014, 9:51 AM by Walton Broadcasting
  • RKFD Canceled Due To Weather ATTENTION RANGER KIDS FIELD DAY CANCELEDCommander Barbara Chilcutt, Ranger Kids Field Day Coordinator, announces the cancellation of the event this Saturday.After confirming with District Director Ray Thompson and ...
    Posted May 1, 2014, 10:26 AM by Walton Broadcasting
  • RKFD 2014 Ranger Kids Field DaySaturday, May 3, 2014“For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a Spirit of power.” 2 Timothy 1:7.Are you Ready ...
    Posted Mar 18, 2014, 3:20 PM by Walton Broadcasting
  • Raymond Thompson - District Director As District Director Mike Simmons left the post to take over as the Southeast Regional Director, the West Florida Presbytery selected Raymond Thompson to become the next West Florida Royal ...
    Posted Mar 13, 2014, 9:30 AM by Walton Broadcasting
  • Ranger Derby 300 Click here to go to the Nation Website for more details on Ranger Derby.Choctawhatchee Will Host the 2014Ranger Derby “300”When: Saturday , March 1st 2014Where: Hellfighters ...
    Posted Feb 4, 2014, 11:50 AM by Webmaster West Florida Royal Rangers
  • Mike Simmons Is New SE Region Coordinator Dear SE District Directors, Regional Team Members, and Executive Committee:I am pleased to announce that the Executive Leadership Team of the Assemblies of God approved and the Executive Presbytery ...
    Posted Feb 4, 2014, 10:11 AM by Walton Broadcasting
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West Florida Royal Rangers

Evangelizing, Equipping and Empowering the Next Generation of Christlike Men and Lifelong Servant Leaders

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And time for another joke:
n case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 
       - On Sears hairdryer: 
      Do not use while sleeping.        
       - On a bag of Fritos: 
      You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.        
       - On a bar of Dial soap: 
      Directions: Use like regular soap.        
       - Some Swann frozen dinners: 
      Serving suggestion: Defrost.        
       - On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: 
      Fits one head.        
       - On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: 
      Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)        
       - On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: 
      Product will be hot after heating        
       - On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: 
      Do not iron clothes on body        
       - On Boot's CHILDREN's Cough Medicine 
      Do not drive car or operate machinery        
       - On Nytol (a sleep aid): 
      Warning: may cause drowsiness        
       - On a kitchen knife: 
      Warning: Keep out of children.        
       - On a string of Christmas lights: 
      For indoor or outdoor use only.        
       - On a food processor: 
      Not to be used for the other use.        
       - On Sainsbury's Peanuts 
      Warning: contains nuts        
       - On an American Airlines packet of nuts: 
      Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.        
       - On a chainsaw: 
      Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.


An article from
Mother Earth News Magazine

Outdoor Survival Skills: How to Start a Fire 

Fire is essential to numerous aspects of human survival — from keeping us warm to cooking our food — so knowing how to tap this invaluable natural force is an important country skill. Find out how to get a blaze going with these five fire-starting methods, including starting a fire with a bow and drill, with a hand drill, with a fire plow, and more. 

This is a skill you'll want to master.
 Start Your Own Fire

Welcome To West Florida Royal Rangers

I'm Ray Thompson, the District Director. 

Whether you are a pastor, Royal Rangers leader, Ranger or just passing by, take a few minutes and look around. You will see that the Royal Rangers ministry is the most effective boys mentoring ministry that exists! Our website is the resource center for all West Florida District Royal Rangers questions. 

If you are familiar with Royal Rangers, then let me share a secret with you, the ministry has changed drastically! We have moved into the modern world where boys are interested in more than just camping. Stick around and you will see that boys get hands-on attention with everything from sports to the latest technology. 

New to Rangers, then take some time to find out more about it. You will see that the Royal Rangers mentoring ministry Evangelizes, Equips and Empowers Lifelong Servant Leaders. Mentoring is our mission! 

Be sure to contact us if we can be of assistance.

In his service, 

Ray Thompson
District Director

 

 



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Outpost Navigator

There is a computer outpost management system called Outpost Navigator.

You can download it at RangerDepot

Navigator

What do you call a boy that is... Being towed behind a boat: Skip
Hiding in a hole: Phil
Sleeping on your porch: Matt 
Hanging in your living room: Art
Sleeping in your mail box: Bill 
Camping on the beach: Sandy 
Flying over the fence: Homer 
Hiding in a pile of leafs: Russell 
Floating in the lake: Bob 
Sitting with a car on his head: Jack 
Sitting in the sun too long: Wilt 
Falling in the campfire: Frank 
Stuck in the latrine: John 
Throwing up: Ralph 
Rock climbing: Cliff 
Struck by lightning: Rod 
Shaving for the first time: Nick 
Getting pushed underwater by another scout: Duncan 
Coming home from camp: Dusty 
Locked in a bank vault: Rich


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