WFL Royal Rangers
Updated Mar 19, 2014, 9:50 AM
West Florida Royal Rangers website. This is for a mentoring men and boys christian church based program. It has aspects of scouts and ministry as well as a club or organization.
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Royal Rangers Mentoring Future Men

West Florida Royal Rangers

Welcome to the West Florida Royal Ranger website...
But first a joke: 
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock? A: It went back four seconds. 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/cleanjokes.html

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West Florida News

  • RKFD 2014 Ranger Kids Field DaySaturday, May 3, 2014“For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a Spirit of power.” 2 Timothy 1:7.Are you Ready ...
    Posted Mar 18, 2014, 3:20 PM by Walton Broadcasting
  • Raymond Thompson - District Director As District Director Mike Simmons left the post to take over as the Southeast Regional Director, the West Florida Presbytery selected Raymond Thompson to become the next West Florida Royal ...
    Posted Mar 13, 2014, 9:30 AM by Walton Broadcasting
  • Ranger Derby 300 Click here to go to the Nation Website for more details on Ranger Derby.Choctawhatchee Will Host the 2014Ranger Derby “300”When: Saturday , March 1st 2014Where: Hellfighters ...
    Posted Feb 4, 2014, 11:50 AM by Webmaster West Florida Royal Rangers
  • Mike Simmons Is New SE Region Coordinator Dear SE District Directors, Regional Team Members, and Executive Committee:I am pleased to announce that the Executive Leadership Team of the Assemblies of God approved and the Executive Presbytery ...
    Posted Feb 4, 2014, 10:11 AM by Walton Broadcasting
  • FCF Winter Gathering Hey Rangers, FCF members and FCF wannabe's. Here is the latest news from our beloved FCF President Silver Fox. Remember, Winter Gathering is a relaxed time and all ...
    Posted Jan 5, 2014, 7:08 PM by Walton Broadcasting
  • Powwow form Links Hello, and first.... Sorry! I forgot to share the documents and some have had problems with opening. My fault. I have made the entire folder and all documents in the ...
    Posted Oct 3, 2013, 9:46 AM by Walton Broadcasting
  • FCF Harris Property Work To Be Done Okay, the ground work is done so that different work parties can go and work at the Harris FCF property.  Gerald King, Brandon Wesley, Don Fowler and myself were able ...
    Posted Jan 5, 2014, 6:56 PM by Walton Broadcasting
  • FCF Trade Day, FCF Work Days, Territorial Update FCF Trade Day,October 5th at Bagdad Assembly at 3pmHere Ye, Here Ye all FCF members of the Apalachee Chapter. Our first Annual FCF Trade day is coming. The ...
    Posted Sep 17, 2013, 2:36 PM by Walton Broadcasting
  • Powwow Information This information was copied from our website Powwow Page: https://sites.google.com/site/westflrangers/special-events/powwowTyndall Forms and ID Requirements (Dillard Ard and Ray Thompson): We just ...
    Posted Sep 17, 2013, 1:46 PM by Walton Broadcasting
  • Important - Powwow Forms Needed Now! Please get in those PowWow forms for gaining access to Tyndall AFB even if there is a chance you may not make it. You will still get a Natural Resource ...
    Posted Sep 17, 2013, 12:55 PM by Walton Broadcasting
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West Florida Royal Rangers

Evangelizing, Equipping and Empowering the Next Generation of Christlike Men and Lifelong Servant Leaders

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Sign up for the new West Florida Royal Rangers Facebook Page. Yes, this is a new one. So go and sign up right now, do it... now! and make sure you come back here later. 

And time for another joke:
n case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 
       - On Sears hairdryer: 
      Do not use while sleeping.        
       - On a bag of Fritos: 
      You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.        
       - On a bar of Dial soap: 
      Directions: Use like regular soap.        
       - Some Swann frozen dinners: 
      Serving suggestion: Defrost.        
       - On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: 
      Fits one head.        
       - On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: 
      Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)        
       - On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: 
      Product will be hot after heating        
       - On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: 
      Do not iron clothes on body        
       - On Boot's CHILDREN's Cough Medicine 
      Do not drive car or operate machinery        
       - On Nytol (a sleep aid): 
      Warning: may cause drowsiness        
       - On a kitchen knife: 
      Warning: Keep out of children.        
       - On a string of Christmas lights: 
      For indoor or outdoor use only.        
       - On a food processor: 
      Not to be used for the other use.        
       - On Sainsbury's Peanuts 
      Warning: contains nuts        
       - On an American Airlines packet of nuts: 
      Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.        
       - On a chainsaw: 
      Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.


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This is a skill you'll want to master.
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Welcome To West Florida Royal Rangers

I'm Ray Thompson, the District Director. 

Whether you are a pastor, Royal Rangers leader, Ranger or just passing by, take a few minutes and look around. You will see that the Royal Rangers ministry is the most effective boys mentoring ministry that exists! Our website is the resource center for all West Florida District Royal Rangers questions. 

If you are familiar with Royal Rangers, then let me share a secret with you, the ministry has changed drastically! We have moved into the modern world where boys are interested in more than just camping. Stick around and you will see that boys get hands-on attention with everything from sports to the latest technology. 

New to Rangers, then take some time to find out more about it. You will see that the Royal Rangers mentoring ministry Evangelizes, Equips and Empowers Lifelong Servant Leaders. Mentoring is our mission! 

Be sure to contact us if we can be of assistance.

In his service, 

Ray Thompson
District Director

 

 



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Outpost Navigator

There is a computer outpost management system called Outpost Navigator.

You can download it at RangerDepot

Navigator

What do you call a boy that is... Being towed behind a boat: Skip
Hiding in a hole: Phil
Sleeping on your porch: Matt 
Hanging in your living room: Art
Sleeping in your mail box: Bill 
Camping on the beach: Sandy 
Flying over the fence: Homer 
Hiding in a pile of leafs: Russell 
Floating in the lake: Bob 
Sitting with a car on his head: Jack 
Sitting in the sun too long: Wilt 
Falling in the campfire: Frank 
Stuck in the latrine: John 
Throwing up: Ralph 
Rock climbing: Cliff 
Struck by lightning: Rod 
Shaving for the first time: Nick 
Getting pushed underwater by another scout: Duncan 
Coming home from camp: Dusty 
Locked in a bank vault: Rich


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