Wager $10,000 USD

ARE YOU GAME FOR A WAGER? 
If so, we will wager $10,000.00 (ten thousand US Dollars) on 10 consecutive days of Volatility Research forecasts — VXX up or down the next day. Most number of days correct wins. We reserve the right to decline any wager without explanation.

OR WOULD YOU LIKE A FINDERS FEE? 
Okay — Then, if you can just point us to any "person, place or thing" that can, with our agreement, outperform our forecasts, we will gladly pay you $100.00 (one hundred US Dollars) finder's fee.