Top 10 Reasons Why Frog Predicts VXX VIX Volatility Will Crash To 10

July 16, 2012 rev July 19

Before we tell you what we think are top 10 reason why our Frog predicts VXX VIX volatility will crash to 10, we should first tell you what we think Frog is predicting.

Frog's predictions just received in a text

vxx 2 - doz -2 b4 ful cheez 2 

Deciphering, we think Frog is saying 

VXX to drop to 10 (12-2) before full moon #2
which comes Aug 31, 2012. 

We know Frog well enough that some of Frog's Top 10 reasons why he predicts VXX VIX volatility will crash to 10 are:
  1. Because I can
  2. Because I'm good 
  3. Because I'm always right
  4. Because of my pond record
  5. Because of my pipelines to my other fonts of knowledge and wisdom — Big Bird, Black Bear, Black Swan, Butterfly in Brazil
Frog is swinging for the fence and could easily whiff. His level of confidence is exceeded only by his lack of playing time in the big leagues and his love for the Fat Lady.

We're having difficulty coming up with the other five reasons we know Frog has and will report them here if and when we do.

Any help from our viewers will certainly be appreciated.

IMT you can see our 






July 19, 2012 9:30 AM

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Frog is ticked — feels his predictions deserve #1 of at least a billion pages :)

July 19, 2012 9:30 AM This page has quickly risen to #1 of 815 million pages in just 3 days since it was first up on July 16, 2012 10:11 AM on Google® Search searching 10 Reasons Why Frog