funnies

You can't believe the jokes and cartoons I recieve. This is a page for sharing them, read at your own risk , I will try to edit for sensitivity but if it is really funny--you are on your own. (email to vicki.honer@gmail.com)

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ROSES & HANGING BASKETS

(author unknown)

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with

this see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare

go out like that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern

times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the

grandmother is sitting there with no top on.

The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother

that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show

off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.