McKinley hollered, McKinley squalledDoc said, "McKinley I can't find that ball."
From Buffalo to Washington
Roosevelt in the White House, he's doing his best
McKinley in the graveyard, he's taking his rest
He's gone a long long time
Hush up little children, now don't you fret
You'll draw a pension at ye papa's death
From Buffalo to Washington
Roosevelt in the White House, drinking a silver cup
McKinley in the graveyard, he'll never wake up
He's gone a long old time
Ain't but one thing that grieves my mind
That is to die and leave my poor wife behind
I'm gone a long old time
Standing at the station, just looking at the time
See that we're running by half past nine
From Buffalo to Washington
Train, train, she's just on time
She runs a thousand miles from 8 o'clock to nine
From Buffalo to Washington
Yonder come the train, she's coming down the line
Blowing every station, "Mr. McKinley's dying"
It's hard times, hard times
Look here you rascal, you see what you've done
You shot my husband with that Ivor Johnson gun
Get back to Washington
Doc jumped on his horse, he tugged on his mane
Said to that horse, "You've got to outrun that train."
From Buffalo to Washington
Doc looked at McKinley, he taked off his specs
Said, "Mr. McKinley better pass in your checks.
You're bound to die, You're bound to die."
Cal in the White House, preparing for his rest
Al and his buddies are doing their best,
Hoover in the northland, he's firing his gun
Smith in Dixie, he's is winning everyone,
Hard to beat, hard to beat.
We hear people shouting, No booze! they say
It's running free now, you can get it any day
From bootleg-gers [singer accents on "gers"] and killers too.
The sugarhead they make now will make you bounce around
The brandy too will put you flat on the ground,
Bad stuff, hard to drink.
It won't be long now till she will be free
Then we'll make corn likker as pure as can be
Free from lye, and sugar too.
When booze went out, we didn't think then
That we would have the chance to get her back again
She's coming back, back again.
Let's nominate Al Smith, nominate I say
Then he'll fly through on election day
He made a good governor, you all will agree,
He'll make a good president, as good as can be,
Yes he will, yes he will.
