God An Ameba

Many Christian groups such as Catholic and Orthodox Catholic have voiced their approval of theistic evolution, the idea the universe was created by God but God did it over millions of years via evolution.

Would this mean God is just an amino acid or later a single celled ameba?

Man was made in God's image, and if God caused man's beginning through a DNA building block or a single cell, that would mean God is just an amino acid.

I guess some things just don't add up.